…You find yourself turning into the kind of person you HATE by writing complicated, confusing academic papers with big words and sentences like…
“’Six Characters in Search of an Author’ is an Italian modern play that attempts to define reality by blurring the lines of reality under the pretense of the theater and the battle between actors that play characters and characters that really are characters, all of which, I believe, is an allegory for the refraction that occurs when reading a text designated as world literature.”
Yes, that is what a 64-word thesis sentence looks like.
…Your roommate walks into the room and says she wants a piercing. And half an hour later goes from this,
to this.
With a little of this
in between.
…You find a penis drawn in the dirt on your car. Because penises are funny at any age.
… People (mos’def not me, mind you) go on dates to the dining hall. Or even more gag-tastic, double dates.
…You watch at least 2 of your ‘mates eat Chef Boyardee in a day.
It’s the new Ramen, haven’t you heard?
…Especially when you go to Crunchy College, you debate between getting to class on time and pressing your tofu.
Or maybe that last one is just me.
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